Bend Me, Break Me

Tonight is belated birthday night. Diane and I will be taking a brief holiday in Asia for Thai massages. I understand Thai massages to be the ones where the masseuse attempts to break your body, and you walk out feeling like rubber. This will be an interesting experience as the only massages I have ever tried before have been the ones that make you want to fall asleep in utter bliss. I'm a little concerned...